The Rotary Club of Laurieton Inc
District 9650 NSW Australia

2008-2009

President: Jean Wyper      District Governor: Ken Hall      RI President: Dong-Kurn Lee

 

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Bulletin
President Jean Speaks.

Edition No. 26 for

5th January, 2009

GOLDEN BOOT - snooker and darts competition was jinxed from the start. Wauchope President Reg said we would be thrashed and we were with Wauchope winning 14 games to 7. Boot it right back at them next time fellows.
BOOK SALE - meeting this week, a casual meeting in the sportmen's bar at LUSC (bring on the coleslaw) to finalise preparations for our major fundraiser and organisation of the roster. Reminder that setting up days are 8/9 Jan with book sale starting on Sat 10th through to following Sat 17th Jan. A last book sorting day will be at Alan's on Tues 6th.
DID YOU KNOW...you have arrived when the meeting can't start until you have arrived.
HAPPY HOGMANAY - to you and yours, slangeva Jean.
Book-Sale Planning & Social
PUBLIC SPEAKING
 ZONE FINALS

 AG David Mayne has advised that Port Macquarie West will host the Zone Finals on January 20th, 6:00 for 6:30.
Please support our candidate by attending if you can. Phil Hafey will no doubt co-ordinate the numbers.
THE PERFECT HUSBAND

 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,500. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $125,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,050,000 for it.'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1,850,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $200,000 because it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Sergeant’s Question!!
What is Rotary’s theme for the
 Month of January.

Attendance:

 

??

Visitors:

 

N/a

Heads & Tails:

 

N/a

Birthdays:

 

Molly Sykes (3rd)

Fines:

 

N/a

Anniversaries:

 

Barbara & Ian (7th); Phil & Bronwyn (8th)

Toast:

 

N/a

 

 

 

Stats From Last Meeting

After a very dismal showing by our team. President Jean Hands
over the Golden Boot to Wauchope’s President Reg.
 There were unproven allegations of nobbling, but........
Golden Boot Changes Hands
The Three Losers

DUTY ROSTER AND PROGRAM

 

Toast

3

Minuter

Intro & Thank

Guest Speaker

Welcome &

Fellowship

Cashiers

Program

Jan 5

Graham

Bob

Gordon

Gavan

Brad & Wayne

Social

Jan 8-9

 

 

 

 

 

Book sale set-up

Jan 10-17

 

 

 

 

 

Book sale

Jan 12

Bob

Gordon

Gavan

Phil

Brad & Wayne

Club Assembly & Board Meeting

Jan 19

Gordon

Gavan

Phil

Mark

Brad & Wayne

TBA

Jan 26

Gavan

Phil

Mark

Theo

Brad & Wayne

 

Public Holiday

Feb 2

Phil

Mark

Theo

Warren

Gordon & Warren

TBA

Feb 9

Mark

Theo

Warren

Ian

Gordon &

Warren

TBA

Feb 16

Theo

Warren

Ian

Roger

Gordon & Warren

TBA

Jan 4

Jan 11

Jan 18

Jan 25

Feb 1

Feb 8

Feb 15

Gavan

Jean

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